Alice in Wonderland [Excerpt]
by Alice Gerstengerg Carroll
Yes, here are the Kings and Queens they are fighting for. That’s the Red Queen and here’s the White Queen.
How funny they look!
A Kiss for Cinderella
by J.M Barrie
mr. bodie (giving his visitor a lesson in manners). I beg your pardon, officer.
policeman (confounded). Not that, sir; not at all.
mr. bodie (pressing his advantage). But I insist on begging your pardon, officer.
policeman. I don’t see what for, sir.
mr. bodie (fancying himself). For walking uninvited into the abode of a law-abiding London citizen, with whom I have not the pleasure of being acquainted.
policeman (after thinking this out). But I’m the one as has done that, sir.
mr. bodie (with neat surprise). So you are, I beg your pardon, officer.